I often make rather bold and flippant remarks such as “My Daughter isn’t kissing a guy until she’s 30” , “If my son disrespects me he’s going to boarding school” or “My children won’t be touching technology until they aren’t children anymore”. Obviously this is mostly tongue-in-cheek but there is always a bit of truth in what I say when I make jokes. Allow me to elaborate…
For starters, I don’t know what the future holds and, quite frankly, I wouldn’t want to know as that would be boring. But, if I am blessed enough to fall in love with a handsome, kind (and preferably German!!) man and have children; at my young age I already have my fair share of concerns. Initially, how do I even know if I am going to be able to afford to have kids. Our world is becoming more and more expensive everyday. I have friends which claim to want 4 or 5 children, fine, each to their own, but seriously how are you going to afford to feed, clothe, educate, treat and provide for that many! Unless you’re verging on millionaire status, by the time any of us are ready to have kids, a comfortable life will be very difficult to have. It also shocks me that we seem to be so set on what we want and how many we want at our age. How on earth can I know NOW what I will want in my middle to late twenties? Makes no logical sense. But of coarse we should all have goals.
Okay, so, back to my worries…. Growing up I was full of imagination. I loved colouring books and teddy bears and could make a good prop and story out of just about any material presented to me. I hate to say this, but, imagination and creativity in children is verging on extinction. I see 10 year olds owning every game console on the market. Kids half my age posting gang signs on Instagram. For goodness sake, the other day at the airport this little boy kept wailing and crying because his phone kept losing signal and he couldn’t play his game! What kind of parents are we becoming!? I don’t know about some people, but I want my daughter to drag me off the sofa to play tea time with her dolls. I want my son to ask me for help fighting off the monster under his bed. I want to look out the window and see my children rolling around, exploring, being active, talking to themselves. Let’s face it, the only people deemed as “normal” for that sort of thing are children. When push comes to shove, I want my kids far away from the mainstream for as long as possible- life is so much better that way. What is it they say? Ignorance is bliss… Oh! Absolutely! Some of the most hurtful things I’ve ever had said about me have been seen or heard via the Internet or a phone. Some of the most hurtful things I have ever said have been done through the metaphorical handcuff of my handheld device. I used to be a nice girl before social media set unrealistic expectations for myself and the rest of world. Honest.
Another thing I don’t understand is how foul mouthed the young are becoming. Yes I get it, we can’t protect them forever, but there are girls as young as 3/4 who know what twerking is or want to be “fucked right”. If you thought it couldn’t get any worse, think again my friends, little girls are growing up thinking their sexualisation is normal! If I saw my 3 year old dancing like Miley or talking like a Kardashian I honestly would think that I had just failed as a parent. Little ones should be looking up to Cinderella and The Cat in the Hat. Not half naked, uneducated women who are riding the patriarchal wave. Oh and…. If you’re son is 6 years old; please don’t buy him GTA. It’s all guns, prostitutes and “Money Money Money”. We grow up to be materialistic, sexist and racist anyway, I beg you stop speeding up that process! Here’s a thought… Buy them the Harry Potter books.
Ultimately the worst thing about all this is there is only so much protecting a parent can really do. My mother always tells me that one of the most difficult things a parent has to learn is that they have to “grow with their child”. As much as I won’t want my daughter falling in love at a young age, it is bound to happen. And when it does, I will be there to hold her when she cries, give her advice and let her know that no matter what she does, mummy will be there for her. I won’t want my son to be a player, but I will be polite to every girl he brings home and make sure everything is safe…. If you get what I mean.
I cannot even imagine how tiring, stressful and frightening parenthood will be but I know that this much is true; if I am half the parent that mine were to me than my kids should turn out alright.